Our five year old neighbor came over to sell us some stuff and raise money for his school. Of course, I can never say no. He came inside with his Mom and Dad and was immediately drawn to the Valentine's Day gift I have just received from my mother-in-law. He quickly pointed out that I was on the left and Z was on the right. "Ya know, because you're taller." His exact words.
Happy Valentine's Day, lover. I like you just the way you are.