Sunday, May 1, 2011

This girl needs an intervention

Attention Taylor Momsen! What on earth are you doing? Consider this your intervention. This edgy, bad girl look is getting old, and frankly hasn't been working for you for quite some time. Now that you are no longer on Gossip Girl, here are a few things to consider the next time you leave the house:

1. Pants. Simple but necessary.
2. Rethink those extensions. You are not Rapunzel. Therefore, it is ridiculous for your hair to be that long.
3. That goth eye makeup is taking the "smokey" eye to a whole new level. I just want to rub your eyes with a quality makeup remover so I can remember what you really look like.

Please. Stop. Find a cute pair of jeans, some less dramatic eye makeup and get a decent haircut.


StarPower said...

this made me giggle a whole lot.

Willis said...

This is what I'm talking about! Ranting! Wooo.